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compooter 

Some guy: Bruh look at dis compooter
Some other guy: Whoa cool m8
compooter by Flameteor September 28, 2017

compooter 

A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.
The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.
compooter by see-crit August 9, 2003

Compooter 

When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.
FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU
Compooter by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014

Compooter 

Compooter
compooter is how i used to pronounce the word computer

Computer Whiz 

A computer whiz is a person who is an expert with technology, and can often blow some people's minds with their capabilities.
John is such a computer whiz that he even outsmarted me with this windows thing!
Computer Whiz by Bigdirtyjoe May 24, 2019

School Computer 

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
School Computer by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018