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A compooter is code name for a laptop poo

Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.
Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.
by riggers8 December 13, 2013
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A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.
The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.
by see-crit August 09, 2003
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When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.
FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU
by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014
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Some guy: Bruh look at dis compooter
Some other guy: Whoa cool m8
by Flameteor September 28, 2017
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