Compoop

A term for a laptop; a shitty computer

"Hold on, I'm switching to my compoop."
"I just bought an Alienware compoop!"

by Toshiba Laptops March 29, 2015

Compooper

the act of using an electrical device, such as a phone or laptop, while going to the bathroom

Mark is in the bathroom compoopering, so he may be a while.

by Maxine Colina May 07, 2019

compooping

The act of using a laptop computer while simultaneously using the toilet.

While compooping, I drafted my fantasy baseball team.

by AJC3 March 26, 2006

Compooping

The process of breaking down and rearranging old food (via computer system) to make new, useable, nutritional, food.

A solution for food waste/loss is compooping.

by FPS_burner.adri934 February 11, 2019

compoop

Computing while pooping.

"Compooping is so much better now that I got my new MacBook"

by Jay Dyke December 31, 2008

compooper

a compooper is a computer that is really shitty, or a cute way of saying computer.However, your computer is not a compooper if its a Mac.

"Dude, your computer isn't a Mac?"
"Na dawg, its a Dell."
"Oh shit man, you got a compooper."

"What ya doin cutie"
"Im on my compooper tehe"

by B-Zang May 27, 2007

compooper

Computer in Pauline's super awesome language.

I'm on thee COMPOOPER all day long.

by Paauulliinnnneee August 02, 2005