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compooter
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A compooter is code
name
for a
laptop
poo
Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.
Alistair
I'
ll
be
two minutes
, I'm just having a compooter.
compooter
by
riggers8
December 13, 2013
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