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A compooter is code name for a
laptop
poo
Basically
sitting
using your
laptop
whilst squeezing a poo out.
Alistair
I'll be two
minutes
, I'm
just
having a compooter.
compooter
by
riggers8
December 13, 2013
Get the
compooter
mug.