compendicksation 

When you need compensation for payment but will take a dick for the payment instead.

Joke: I finish making my order at the Sonic Stall, and she says You can drive forward please 🤣 Okay here I come like THE KOOL Aid Man... BOOM!

Friend says Damn you are funny 🤣 lmao
Then I say .... Yes I know ... I'm un paid for your laughter. I need my compendicksation 🤣🤣

compendicksation by whitemamatotator December 16, 2020

Candlyand Compendium 

This is a very complex explanation so bear with me if you decide to read it. First off few souls have ever heard of or experienced this vile act. The Candy land Compendium is a collection of sexual acts committed in succession to generate the final effect of the sexual partner looking as though they are covered in candy. It usually starts off with a black male candy cock with an abnormally large licorice stick, finding a really delectable candy crotch of the Indian race. He then takes her out for an Ice cream cone and bone. During the bone session is when the real oddities begin. She starts off with a gumjob and a sundae special for approximately 4 minutes. Things begin to get interesting with the Strawberry Sanchez with sprinkles along with a candy apple steamer which will take another 4 minutes. The male should not use all of his shit in the candy apple steamer because he will need a lot of it for the events to come. The female shall then proceed to insert a family size snickers bar into her vagina to execute a Candy cunt fucker. With his leftover shit he will does his best to complete the difficult Chocolate Anal Cone, Chocolate bandit mask, chocolate brownie a la mode. If does not have enough shit which most people will not, he can use a previously made stash which will of course be micro- waved before application. If he forgets to make a stash there is always the backup option of asking for the female’s excrement. On the occasion that they even have excess shit after these events it is always good to finish off with a fudge brownie explosion to reach the highest orgasmic state. The partners can then enjoy a combination of caramel bubbles and cookie monster surprise. To end in stylish and flamboyant fashion, they will both will dress up in piñata outfits and fill each others piñata suits with as much candy as possible. Then they will beat each other with wooden bats until their piñata suits break or they die. If one person dies the living person must pour chocolate sauce, sprinkles, and m and m’s over the dead person’s body and eat all their candy and the person they killed.

kid: Hey dad I was wondering if candy land is a real place.

Dad: Yes son, but it's a bad place. Your mother died there from an unexpected Candlyand Compendium.

Candlyand Compendium by Wilmot West February 23, 2008

comedious 

F'ing hilarious

From the word comedy and hilarious

You are a comedious son of a gun

comedious by Yang Chen June 9, 2004

Abalastow Compendium 

The body of knowledge surrounding the "Abalastow", a modern political figure of uganda.

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/

PersonA:I was researching the Abalastow Compendium..,
PersonB: Yeah I did that once and found nothing on it.

Abalastow Compendium by mitchx3 November 5, 2008

Comedious 

Basically, instead of saying “i’m a comedian”, you say “i’m so comedious”.

*Makes Lili laugh*
“I’m so comedious”.

Comedious by Ematiddy February 5, 2021

compersious 

The opposite of jealousy. A person who finds happiness in the happiness of others. Someone who has compersion.

Often used in , though not exclusive to, polyamorous relationships to imply happiness for their partners when they're having fun sexual activities with someone else.

Look at that person with their fancy car. I'm very compersious.

compersious by 2h0p3 August 11, 2022