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Comedious 

Basically, instead of saying “i’m a comedian”, you say “i’m so comedious”.
*Makes Lili laugh*
“I’m so comedious”.
Comedious by Ematiddy February 5, 2021

covidious 

1. related to or reminiscent of the invidious, insidious COVID-19 virus and pandemic;
2. contagious and toxic
3. a stealthy, negative influence or force
Her personality is nothing but covidious---she enters the room and her negativity is like a toxic cloud that drags everyone down.
covidious by KKattA March 3, 2021

Commodious Trough 

The act in which an individual is able to hold a greater volume in their mouth than any of their friends and or acquaintances.
"Did you see Janna did the chubby bunny challenge with her friends." Said Mark, " Yeah, she was able to hold 6 more marshmallows in her mouth than any other, the Commodious Trough." Replied Elijah, in a frustrated yet aroused tone.
Commodious Trough by Vanger55 July 6, 2018

instagram comedians 

Usually attractive individuals, these instagrammers have migrated from vine after it's collapse, and are hungry for views on their content, of which is usually comparable to human fecal matter. However, their emoji-caked videos are surrounded with "relatable" scenarios that appeal to a very large general audience. These scenarios usually include a female doing things that annoy a male, rampant stereotyping, and mostly (yet sadly) cheating or relationship drama.

The best way to repel such toxic individuals is to NOT watch their content. Just don't. Also, DO NOT tag your friends. They will hate you for associating them with such content.
Regular person: Man, why do people watch these stupid clips? Instagram Comedians suck.

Average prepubescent child: HAHAHA LOL XD LIT FAM IM GONNA TAG A FRIEND LOL

Comediot 

Someone who is trying to be funny, but is really just an idiot.
Oh my, this guys is a complete comediot!
Comediot by chatters81 June 10, 2009

comediotic

Comedic, funny, laughable—but idiotic, stupid, ignorant, imbecilic. Silly. Funny in an odd way.
My hair is attached to my head. Pardon my prior comediotic statement. My hair is still in place.
comediotic by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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