commoodle 

Community + doodle

A doodle done by people in a group (be it at work or school). Begat by Andy the neologian etymologist.

Alternate spelling: commudle

Hey peeps, let's do a commoodle in our spare time.

commoodle by schoppairut April 21, 2010

commode chode 

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.

Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.

commode chode by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021

Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore 

10/10 meme of a beautiful yellow shimmering fish singing a reasonably majestic song, the lyrics remain elusive however as i have no clue what a commodore is. Sung to the tune of that fnaf song the hor hor horhor one

Teacher: Open your books on pag..
Me: Ra ta ta ta ra ta ta ta ta Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore

Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore by Bruhwoahkennyjandumm April 11, 2022

comboozled 

Pronounced come-boo-zled, it means that you are so frickin' confused, that you can't explain how frustrated you are.

Friend 1: God damn! This puzzle is so big! How the hell did the other people finish it?
Friend 2: I'm so comboozled right now, I literally don't know where to begin.
Friend 1: Agreed.

comboozled by An Actual Fatty Catty December 16, 2018

Comoodle

Comoodle the act of communally cooking noodles whilst high.

Hey man fancy a comoodle?

Yeah man love to!!!

Comoodle by BroadgateparkWillis November 4, 2013

commode paralysis 

A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.

Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!

commode paralysis by YAWA January 4, 2019

commode 

A politer way to say ''toilet''.

I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.

commode by David March 6, 2004