commode

A politer way to say ''toilet''.

I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.

by David March 06, 2004

commode

A toilet. A terlit. A donnicker.

Hey, Janet, don't forget to flush the commode.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

commode

a chair with a fitting hole, in the center.

Don't sit on the commode.

by Aruna SL September 14, 2015

commode

short for 'commotion', as in "what's the commotion?". Used by hipster snobs to unnecessarily confuse ordinary discourse, often with intent to elicit an air of superiority.

Hey Chun Li, what's the commode?

"what? i don't know what you mean."

what's the commotion?

"Oh, Glen Fry is here, that's his entourage."

by MattB55 April 02, 2008

in commode

In a deep imperturbable sleep, as if in a coma.

“He was in commode for hours after running the marathon.”

by kulturevulture February 15, 2020

commodity

Any good or service offered as a product for sale on the market.

"That piece of art was brilliant until that company bought it out and sold it as an overpriced commodity."

by cavagrotti May 16, 2006

commodity

Minority male/female that has no kids, never been married, doesn't live with girlfriend/boyfriend, has more than a G.E.D, who can pay his/her owed debts (okay credit),is over the age of 24, and who is desirable in looks as well as personality.

There are no celeb's that I can think of that would qualify as a commodity.

by Hollywud November 14, 2006