shell comets 

A type of comet that looks more like a symbol rather than a comet.

A truly beautiful sight where you see the clearest glimmer of beauty in the stars (best seen at night). Fills a person with many emotions, especially gratitude and appreciation, everyone loves them! They are truly something you don't want to pass off or turn head away from, and even if they are underappreciated or ignored, they are really one of the most glorious things in the world. Seeing one in the moonlight is something anyone should be proud of. (Based on a poem).

I love the shell comets out tonight! That one looks like a capybara!

shell comets by Kawaii Chris November 22, 2021

Dog Comet 

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

Dog Comet by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013

DC Comet 

A Potomac-area variant similar to a Cleveland Steamer or a Boston Pancake, but rather than dumping on the girl's tits, one should aim for the genitalia, and ideally get the feces caught in the girl's pubes. So-called because if one were a crab louse watching this unfold from said girl's pubes, this would resemble a huge brown comet streaking across the sky shooting out of the "moon" and crashing into the earth.

After the Redskins lost to the Cowboys, I realized the only thing that could cheer me up was sending a DC comet streaking across my girlfriend's vagina.

DC Comet by Quen October 18, 2008

vomit comet flight 

This is an aircraft ride which induces puking in many passengers.

Gawd, my shoes are a mess after flying the vomit comet flight!

vomit comet flight by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

comet droppings 

Comet nuclei are loose collections of ice, dust and small rocky particles, and leave a trail of debris behind them. Comet droppings are the dirty piles of snow and ice compacted by plows that starts off white but eventually becomes grungier as it melts down to reveal dirty, gravel, cigerette butts, and other debris when the tempurature rises

Once the sun came out and thawed the compacted snow on the curbs, the streets were lined with comet droppings.

comet droppings by Kahoki February 13, 2009

He comes from a different time 

A phrase used by many people as means of justification for an older person doing or saying something typically racist, sexist, or simply insensitive. This is said because these senile people come from a time when Jews were thought of as lesser, being gay was automatic hell in your life, and don't even get me started on being black.

Gramps: Those damn Jews and their smartass Asians are stealing all of America's money! I bet they're gay too!
Donny: Sir, I find that highly offensive and racist. Bro, can you please control your blatantly racist father?
Butch: I'm very sorry bro. But you know, he comes from a different time.
Donny: I guess it's ok then...

He comes from a different time by Dang Lin Wang LXIX March 4, 2013

Here comes santa paws

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates cats dressed for Christmas!

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates pets dressed for Christmas!

Here comes santa paws by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020