South River Colony (SRC) 

A wealthy golf course neighborhood in Edgewater, Maryland where any trasher will get the cops called on them in .2 seconds (poor people aren’t excepted here), every kids first car is a bimmer, all often hated by everyone at South River High School for being spoiled. Expect to see lambos on a normal occasion. The neighborhood kids link up like a cult at the courts every night where they get high as a kite or shit faced drunk. but are seen as angels by their parents. The neighborhood drug dealer is a 15 year old girl. “Hey mom i’m going golfing” actually means, i’mma go get shit faced on the course. Dads also get away from there wives to do cocaine on the course or roll a fat ass blunt. SRC is a paradise where everyone likes to get fucked up while keeping it classy at the same time.

“Wow that’s a nice car.” “Yeah, he’s a South River Colony (SRC) kid.”

South River Colony (SRC) by Tyler Sadka August 22, 2018

Smiller's Colon

A call back to a previous topic or thread on a message board or mailing list etc. Used as a non-sequiter to annoy someone who tells exlpicit tales of their colonoscopy, or just to be zany.

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Smiller's Colon by J_LA December 25, 2003

first colony middle school 

a bunch of clown ass niggas man

bro yk first colony middle school?
the one near settlers way?
yeah
what about it?
they some clown ass niggas

first colony middle school by Clown ass niggas man October 22, 2019

Colony High School 

A high school situated between Palmer and Wasilla Alaska. This school was built and then sat for a number of years until they(the school district and state) decided they should actually use the building. The school is of steel construction and uses bricks to make it look like a prison. The windows are very small so they give you a feeling like your creepy and insane english teacher is going to diddle you. The carpet is of baby green, from the color of the freshmens pants when the notorious juniors jump them. This school is considered a "Prep" school, as most of the neighborhoods are of medium class families, and of rich snotty, or poor Butte mutes that didnt want to go to Palmer high school. The school has a relatively lower drug use rate, as these rich white kids drink and get plenty of DUI's.

Bob "Hey, let's go hangout at the bowling alley Alex."
Alex "Nah, I'd rather not be a snotty Colony High School kid"

Bob "Hey, that kid drives a new chevy volt"
Alex "Must be a rich white kid with eco terrosists for parents, probably goes to Colony High School."

Colony High School by Chuck Houston November 14, 2011

Union Colony Preparatory School 

Once the smartest school in Greeley, Colorado. Now experiencing brain drain and falling faster than the US auto companies.

"You know that smart school in Greeley?"

"You mean Union Colony Preparatory School?"

"Yeah, that one. Did you know it is experiencing brain-drain?"

"No, I didn't."

Union Colony Preparatory School by mellamoelena May 9, 2009

gabe's colona

a really gay kid that has no friends. everyone hates him except for like one girl and maybe some gay kids.

Gabe is gay.
He has no friends.
Gabe's Colona? More like Gabe's Colon.

gabe's colona by Pat flann June 20, 2006

Swiss colony beef log 

what christmas is all about.

Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.

Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.

You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.

(No Beef Log)

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.

Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.

But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!

Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!

Sweet!

Swiss colony beef log by symple jack April 1, 2009