colitti 

the sexiest man alive
commonly known as the godfather
can woo any woman with his guitar skills

bob: have u met the sexiest man alive
eric:you mean colitti?
bob: yea he is mad good. i would know.

colitti by kayyy March 13, 2008

clittini 

1.One drinks the ejaculatory fluids from a female orgasm while giving her oral sex.

May I have another clittini?

clittini by RB Kitaj February 16, 2005

hammering clitties 

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

hammering clitties by running out of patience March 12, 2008

Ulcerative Colitis 

A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face

Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."

Ulcerative Colitis by whatsername1990 July 17, 2011

Clittityclick 

The sound heard when a man is eating a pierced pussy.

I hear clittityclick when my clit ring is clicking against my husband's teeth as he eats my pussy.

Clittityclick by clitring July 25, 2009

slap clitties

Women finding amusement in the failures of male co-workers.

"I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."

slap clitties by master of the factory January 12, 2007

Clittin' 

Alternate spelling and pronunciation of Bill Clinton's last name. Originated from George Carlin.

"I don't call him Clinton, I call him Clittin'. C-L-I-TEE...T-I-N-apostrophEE"
~George Carlin

Clittin' by EagleRock March 16, 2003