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Dick Clittington
One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.
Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'
Dick Clittington by Mitch Connerson July 18, 2010
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clittage
1. when an erect penis rubs back and forth like playing a violin along the clitoris.
2. when any object or body part rubs the clit in the aforementioned fashion.
2. when any object or body part rubs the clit in the aforementioned fashion.
1. "Aww baby, that clittage was incredible last night..."
2. "I was in the club and got some mad clittage!"
2. "I was in the club and got some mad clittage!"
clittage by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 10, 2007
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Critticage by Abbsey March 27, 2007
button clitting
Observer: "You seem to think that pressing the elevator button again and again will make the elevator come more quickly. It won't. You're button clitting, and its a total waste of energy."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."
button clitting by Dandy Dinmot April 26, 2009
Clitting
Clitting by FootlessGerman May 9, 2022
free-clitting
When a woman elects not to wear panties or any other form of bottom underwear, leaving her pussy and clit more open and free
free-clitting by @m October 17, 2008
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