clittifag

a wuss, esp. a male who refuses to take part in some unnecessarily risky or macho endeavor.

C'mon Dave! All the rest of us are putting the belt sander on our scrotums. Don't be such a clittifag!

by Dubuzils May 2, 2011

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Dick Clittington

One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.

Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'

by Mitch Connerson July 18, 2010

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clittage

1. when an erect penis rubs back and forth like playing a violin along the clitoris.

2. when any object or body part rubs the clit in the aforementioned fashion.

1. "Aww baby, that clittage was incredible last night..."

2. "I was in the club and got some mad clittage!"

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 10, 2007

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Critticage

Place where people go to geek out.

"Hey What You Doin' Tonight"
"Just gonna' play CritticAge"
"GEEK!"

by Abbsey March 27, 2007

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button clitting

Repeatedly pressing the elevator button as if doing so will make the elevator come sooner.

Observer: "You seem to think that pressing the elevator button again and again will make the elevator come more quickly. It won't. You're button clitting, and its a total waste of energy."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."

by Dandy Dinmot April 26, 2009

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