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Colinda: the act of having sex while waiting for your coffee machine.
Michelle: "Hey Peter I'm horny, but I'm also thirsty"
Peter: "Want to colinda?"
colinda by Peterfetish 426 February 8, 2017
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a word that means one of the sexiest girls in the world who is very funny and is popular. Also, a girl who can beat anyone in a fight
WOW! colina is peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng
COLINA by Longsight January 23, 2018

Colindres 

When somebody likes their own status update on Facebook (especially chronically).
You see that Nehemias over there pulled another Colindres on that pancake booty photo blog he posted?
Colindres by Massive Sigh June 23, 2012

Colinkai 

Colinkai is a really cool guy, and where ever he goes the girls can't deny. His smexy, succulent, sculpted lips make all the girls want to drool, and his HUGE, hearty, Hairless DONG makes all the girls want to bong. He's good in bed based on every girls head, and his silver tongue is like egg fu yung. He's attractive and handsome due to his enormous mansome, and his smarts and style make him too much to handle. His friendliness and charms are too good to be true which is what boys and girls always pursue, and If you have him don't ever let go, or else you are going to be called a big fat hoe!
Timothy: Is that THE COLINKAI?!
Joshua: Yea I think that is the Colinkai.

Timothy: OMG, Colinkai, you're my daddy!!!
Colinkai by Nedia November 24, 2020

Clindamycin 

Worst antibotic EVER. Usually given to prevent infection after a surgery. This drug will make you fart, vomit and will give you the worst heartburn of your life.
Man, my doctor prescribed me clindamycin after I got my wisdom teeth removed...it's the worst.
Clindamycin by lemonlimemagicjohnson December 26, 2010
colinder is a word describing what your friend or loved one may try to reference as a metal bowl shaped kitchen utensil used to drain pasta.
mate 1: "hey dude, can you pass me that colinder?"
mate 2 "whats a colinder? did you mean calendar?"
mate 1 " no that bowl with the holes in it"
colinder by lil-xander. August 14, 2018
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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