Calinda

v. the action of being spontaneous and yet sexy. Always has that "what?" moment and seems to be high when talking to others, especially with friends. Easily gets scared from behind or front. Uses plenty of caressing hand gestures.

Ex:

Man that guy got so drunk last night, he pulled a Calinda from behind.

by Ritz15 October 30, 2014

The Calendar Option

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

Calendar Shopping

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.

Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.

by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010

calendar dump

When you ring in the New Year on the toilet with one final dump, cleansing yourself from the old and welcoming the new. Starts on December 31st shortly before midnight.

The ball drops in 10 minutes..I've still got time to squeeze out a calendar dump.

by C-Lo Brown May 4, 2017

Calina

Calina is one of the girls that you’re very lucky to meet in life. She’s all rounder who is usually kind and caring, the perfect girlfriend. She’s a girl who can be so good at things when she wants to. If you’re on her good side, then you’re in luck because she is one of the most loyal friends you’ll ever be able to find. She’s sometimes shy and you’ll have to get to know her better to know more about her inner qualities. Also she is cute af.

If you’re lucky enough to get a girl like Calina, never let her go, and treat her well because it’s very hard to find one like her!

Girl: you heard of Calina? She’s so good in academics!

Boy: yea, I kinda like her too

by Anonymous.31 October 17, 2021

NNN Calendar

The NNN Calendar is a calendar revolving around NNN.

-Jizz January
-No Finger February
-Massive Masturbate March
-Ass Eating April
-Gay May
-Make It Jelly June
-Even More Jizz July
-Mass Ass August
-Semen Shooter September
-Orgi October
-No Nut November
-Destroy Dick December

"Are you attempting the NNN Calendar"

"Heck Yeah, my dick is going to suffer so much"

by SpikeyFluffBall November 7, 2019

calendar wolf

A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.

The wolf looks so healthy in that photo because he's a calendar wolf.

by dddrew January 16, 2008