Colindres

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When somebody likes their own status update on Facebook (especially chronically).

You see that Nehemias over there pulled another Colindres on that pancake booty photo blog he posted?

Colindres by Massive Sigh June 23, 2012

Words you can keep

Ava Colindres

Ava is the sweetest gal that you'll ever meet. She is caring, loving, funny and smart. You will enjoy every second you spend with her. ILYSM ava! Any boy that dates Ava, EVER, will know that she is out of his league. Her life will be like this until she finds a man WORTHY enough of her love, which will be very difficult. Ava Colindres is the BEST

Ava Colindres is the BEST FRIEND EVER!

Ava Colindres by No one I am February 13, 2020

Related Words

Colindres • Ava Colindres • Coin Dresser Jump • Colin Desmond • Colin Driscoll • colinesque • colandrea • colinder • Colinless • condresco

Firing on all cylinders

Work or function at a peak level of performance.

Work as expected, or at 100%

Teller: The lady tried to rob the bank using her fingers as a gun
Police: She doesn't seem to be firing on all cylinders

Firing on all cylinders by smoking_acez May 1, 2018

Cylindrist

Derived from a Latin word 'cylindro' which means a roller. A Cylindrist is someone who specializes in preparing and serving joints or blunts.

It sucks to have weed and paper but no cylindrist.

Quick my blunts breaking, do we a cylindrist on deck.

Cylindrist by Nineofour 061719 June 16, 2019

Colinesque

Endlessly searching for better, faster, cooler regardless of the usability or the price

He want's to change his site again? That is sooo colinesque

Colinesque by mvrekic June 1, 2009

colinesque

1. Characterizes a person who suffers from a case of extreme procrastination.
2. Characterizes an individual who is always late
3. Person who is absent minded
4. All around nice guy with to much to do

Joe is very colinesque he waited until 2 weeks past the deadline to submit the paper.

Sam is so colinesque he's two hours late for the meeting again...

colinesque by andrei radu April 23, 2007

colinder

colinder is a word describing what your friend or loved one may try to reference as a metal bowl shaped kitchen utensil used to drain pasta.

mate 1: "hey dude, can you pass me that colinder?"
mate 2 "whats a colinder? did you mean calendar?"
mate 1 " no that bowl with the holes in it"

colinder by lil-xander. August 14, 2018

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026