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Fat, Black, peice of shit that eats all the food he can get his hands on. His best friend is graham and he likes to have sex with him every night.
fuck off king you fat black peice of shit go fuck graham or something.
by Preston666 May 10, 2005
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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