by Expired Ravioli February 03, 2021
by weelaurabee September 19, 2018
Holy Grail
Experience will tell you a small box is best. Some call it tight pussy but small box is what it is. Lot of people say Asian women have it - possibly, but and I mean a big butt here, white women can have one too 蓮花 and it's the holy grail.
Experience will tell you a small box is best. Some call it tight pussy but small box is what it is. Lot of people say Asian women have it - possibly, but and I mean a big butt here, white women can have one too 蓮花 and it's the holy grail.
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by McKenna from the Hall April 14, 2020
The cup which Jesus supposedly drank from at the last supper. Monty Python was once sent on a quest to find and retrieve it. They never completed this quest.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
by Keegster April 24, 2003
by Darth Ridley December 17, 2006
the completion of the following sex acts during one day between a committed couple:
handjob/fingering
anal sex
oral sex
intercourse
its purpose to promote wholesomeness through varied expressions of intimacy between two persons
handjob/fingering
anal sex
oral sex
intercourse
its purpose to promote wholesomeness through varied expressions of intimacy between two persons
Gabrielle: wanna Holy Grail this weekend?
Mark: oh yes, that sounds wonderful. we do have some weekend plans, though.
Gabrielle: yeah, true, we'll have to work those plans around Holy Grailing.
Mark: we always do!
Mark: oh yes, that sounds wonderful. we do have some weekend plans, though.
Gabrielle: yeah, true, we'll have to work those plans around Holy Grailing.
Mark: we always do!
by a. fort December 02, 2011
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