Something you & a girl do , proper sexy we roll around in coleslaw, You keep it secret from your girlfriend though cos she gets jealous.
Me: I Went to see my girlfriend, and her mate told me she wanted to make love in coleslaw, so i snuck away from my gf when she was asleep and got in a bath full of it with her mate.
Him: No way whats that called.
Me: We call it coleslaw-ing
Him: Niceee
Someone a: yooo coleslawgs here
Someone b: Using coleslawg as a pronoun is CRAZY
Coleslawg: no, thats me!! Im here!!
Someome b: omg wait coleslawg is so cool