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Devil's Coleslaw 

After sex when you take the gooch "juice" and semen then smear it on your partner's upper lip.
Dude I did a devil's coleslaw to this girl last night!!!
Devil's Coleslaw by jastyra July 13, 2019

coleslawg 

the dog coleslawg was not happy when he was giver his burger
"hey have you seen what coleslawg did" no i didnt

Coleslaw 

A side dish or accompaniment to a main dish that is often available in fast food restaurants and other non formal food eateries. It consists of various thinly sliced vegetables such as cabbage and carrot, covered in a mayonnaise. This is where the problem lies with the mayonnaise making it the perfect hiding place for an angry waiters semen.
My coleslaw tastes salty, I reckon he jaffed in it.
Coleslaw by Jaudit July 16, 2009

drag one's dick through the coleslaw 

to joke, jest, pull one's leg
"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."

Coleslaw Bitch 

Some bitch that ate all of your coleslaw.
I can’t believe Liam ate all of my coleslaw, what a coleslaw bitch!
Coleslaw Bitch by Coleslaw Sanders January 7, 2022

Coleslaw muncher 

Guy 1: shut the fuck up coleslaw muncher
Coleslaw muncher by Joeballs2.0 December 15, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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