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A place that lies in the geographical region of "fucking freezing".

A combination of the word "cold" and "northern" which refers to areas of the world where the summer lasts two and a half days and the wind chill factor is more penetrating than a shower of razor blades.
- Due to budget constraints, we are relocating your department to Jokkmokk.

- Where is that?

- It's in Coldern Europe.

- Fucksocks!
by Costas Mantratzis September 25, 2009
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