colderness

When something is cold enough for one to be at a loss of words.

Sarah: "Let's go in the water!"
Cole: "Nah, it's colder than COLDERNESS"

by Cole M June 1, 2016

colder globing

the ignorant counter part to global warming

Man it's freezing in here, this colder globing stuff must be real.

by PFCnick February 13, 2011

It's colder in Cleveland

An expression used as a replacement for "It could be worse".

Kenneth: God this day blows

Adrein: Well, it's colder in cleveland.

by Magna481 February 15, 2010

colder than a nun's thigh

1 Cold to the point of being painful to touch. Associated with cold and hard as ice.
2 An object that cannot be made warm
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

I spent of a frosty January in the panhandle of Idaho, it was colder than a nun's thigh.

by rucus11 September 17, 2009

Colder than a bitch in heat

When it's so cold that it is literally colder than a bitch in heat

"Dude my piss stream just froze completely solid mid piss! It's colder than a bitch in heat!" and your friend says, "No shit it's colder than a bitch in heat This shit is hella Montanan yo!"

by Montanan Man October 10, 2018

colder than a witch's tits

witch's were once imagined as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. ha! So the phrase "...colder than a witch's tits..." was used during very cold weather. When someone who still thinks this way came into a warm house or room, often, the phrase would come to mind.

Ol' Harry came into the cabin wrapped up in almost everything he had. The blizzard was just reaching it's peak. He said shiveringly, "DDDDamn! It's ccccolder than a witch's tits out thththere!"

by Cold luvin' Pacific islander August 10, 2006

colder than a nun's cunt

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 An object that cannot be made warm.

3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

It felt colder than a Nun's Cunt.

by rnathenson October 9, 2009