colderness 

When something is cold enough for one to be at a loss of words.

Sarah: "Let's go in the water!"
Cole: "Nah, it's colder than COLDERNESS"

colderness by Cole M May 31, 2016

colderness 

Colderness is when it's so fucking cold you feel like your in the wilderness on a fucking cold ass night with no blanket (or cellphone *gasp*)

"Damn, it's fucking colderness in my shit room, fuck"

"Sorry I died it was colderness"

colderness by Evilchipmonk July 4, 2016

Colderest 

Not warm. Extremely cold. More cold than colder.

It was cold out yesterday, but today it's even colder. Tomorrow is supposed the colderest for the week.

Colderest by grinker February 21, 2010

holderness 

A school that homo deluxes from Tabor think they destrory in sports. When in fact the only thing they destroy is each others anal cavities.

Tabor Student 1: oh dude you packed my fudge so hard last night

Tabor Student 2: Word that new strapon I bought was incredible (because I dont have a dick)

holderness by THUGMONEY April 14, 2005

Holderness 

An elite prep school in Plymouth, NH that has phenomenal students, athletes, and artists. Holderness also kicks Tabor, Tilton, Proctor, and New Hampton's asses all at once.

Tabor student: I wish we were as awesome as Holderness.

Tilton Student: Well we're almost as awesome as Holderness

Proctor Student: No you're not... Holderness is the best.

New Hampton Student: I'm stupid..

Holderness by gobulls555 November 21, 2011

Coldness 

Coldness is to be cold, cooler word for cold. (Pun intended)

I’m sorry for your coldness. Coldness really sucks.

Coldness by Frosty_is_cooler_than_you January 5, 2022

olderness 

having more age

She looks like she has some olderness.

olderness by hi-i-am-human March 16, 2022