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When something is cold enough for one to be at a loss of words.
Sarah: "Let's go in the water!"
Cole: "Nah, it's colder than COLDERNESS"
by Cole M May 31, 2016
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Colderness is when it's so fucking cold you feel like your in the wilderness on a fucking cold ass night with no blanket (or cellphone *gasp*)
"Damn, it's fucking colderness in my shit room, fuck"

"Sorry I died it was colderness"
by Evilchipmonk July 04, 2016
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