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Clopening 

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.
Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"
Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012
Related Words

clopening 

When a singular individual closes the store, and opens it the following morning.
Will skimped on the closing notes, since he was clopening.
clopening by gobbledygook May 17, 2008

Clopening 

When you close the night before and then have to open the next day.
I actually did my sidework last night because I'm clopening.
Clopening by Atlantic City May 12, 2014

Codering 

When you don't stop coding, you just code you don't eat sleep or anything just coding.
Person 1: Hey man I heard you were all night codering.
Codering by DarkCheese_ June 16, 2021

clopening 

The term for a turn around shift in a non-nine to five job.

If you work the closing shift tonight and you have to work the opening shift the next morning, you are clopening.
I can't come over tonight, because I am clopening.
clopening by katykangaroo March 24, 2009

colreting 

A word created by a nearly illiterate user on the internet. The actual definition could range from "collecting" to... well... anything that your mind can think of.

You may see this word typed by an underage user on a forum, or you may hear it uttered from a drunk man. Either way, it makes as much sense as the word "faevteep."
Illiterate User: Wanna heer a jok?
Normal User: no.
Illiterate User: OK! "Mom their is a man at the door colreting for the old folks home."
Normal User: ...what?

Drunk Man: afvefff seeeeee do teddy bear colreting drink more liquor.
Sober Man: what the hell did you just say?
Drunk Man: I said, ger fed bity poptarts
colreting by supermanisawesome June 18, 2011