12:47AM Sun, Aug 29: "Our conkis"
Derived from this drunk
text, the word means:
conkis: (n.) a search
conkis: (v.) to search; to find
conkistador: (n.) one who unfailingly gets
shit done
(n.) "Our conkis has only just begun."
(v.) We should conkis Charlie to find out what he's up to
(n.) "Conquistadors were
assholes, but conkistadors take charge and order the
pizza for everyone who's too
lazy to do it themselves."