Cokeism

An epiphany, achieved solely through the insufflation/injection/absorption through any route of cocaine hydrochloride/any form of it, which is so potent it almost silences all other pre-existing prepositions in one's brain.

A: Everything flows, nothing stays the same. You can't step in the same river twice.
B: That is a cokeism, my friend. True. I know nothing else.

Cokeism by epedigree November 21, 2014

Cokeism

Cokeism is the teachings of the Coke god that says Pepsi is the devil and Coca-Cola is god. In fact, in the Coca-Cola logo,the red is the Coca-Cola and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Pepsism is basically Satanism by the way.

A:Yo what religion are you in?
B:Oh I'm in the cokeism religion! It's the religion about Coca-Cola!
A:I honestly prefer pepsi..
B:leave my sight.

Cokeism by watervr June 8, 2022

Cokeism

Cokeism is the teachings of the Coca-Cola that says Pepsi is the devil and Coca-Cola is god. In fact, in the Coca-Cola logo the red is the Coke and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Pepsism is basically Satanism by the way.

A:Hey do you believe in any God?
B:Oh yeah! My god is Coke!
A:Really theres a religion about it? It's literally a soda.
B:Yeah! Its called Cokeism!
A:Let me guess, the devil is Pepsi?
B:How'd you guess?? Of course it is.

Cokeism by watervr June 8, 2022

Cakeism 

Cakeism - The doctrine of having one's cake and eating it too, as regards the UK government and its Brexit negotiations. The action of exaggerating the UK's potential, to make it seem that greater things are possible than reality offers. Cakeism is used by 'Cakeists' to win people over with baseless offerings such as the red bus used in the UK referendum, with the aim to leave Europe. It is often related to feelings of loss of the British empire. It can also be associated with political opportunism.

You may believe that the UK can once more achieve an Empire, but times have changed, and we are an integrated part of European now. We need to maintain closeness with our neighbours to ensure peace, and that is why the European Union was created. Your aspirations of grandeur and supremacy are pure Cakeism, and you, my friend, are a cakeist

Cakeism by DaveMonty February 5, 2018

Coneism 

A homosexual

Gay in spanish is Maricon. Maricon. If you talk to a group of gay people, people would say: Coneism-coneism is alive and well.

If you are bar hoping and you suspect it's a gay bar-you would say: Coneism is involved there.

Coneism by King Dillage October 2, 2010

Coleism 

coleism is a religion that worships Colin Cole(not the football player) that is a geometry teacher at manatee school for the arts

coleism is great

Coleism by camcorder December 12, 2018

cokeisyes 

this person sucks

cokeisyes is a account on tiktok that sucks :)

cokeisyes by pine400 December 19, 2021