conkis 

12:47AM Sun, Aug 29: "Our conkis"
Derived from this drunk text, the word means:

conkis: (n.) a search
conkis: (v.) to search; to find
conkistador: (n.) one who unfailingly gets shit done

(n.) "Our conkis has only just begun."
(v.) We should conkis Charlie to find out what he's up to
(n.) "Conquistadors were assholes, but conkistadors take charge and order the pizza for everyone who's too lazy to do it themselves."

conkis by Moderated Conkis August 31, 2010

condishun 

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.

I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...

condishun by 704muscle February 27, 2015

Contistraphic

Bad bitch energy or power.

We completed our essays with contistraphic excellence.

Contistraphic by Contistraphic May 18, 2021

Conkasa 

Best ship in attack on titan no cap

X: “omg I cried when conkasa kissed in the manga”
Y:”SAME😭😭”

Conkasa by Raging_homosexual March 26, 2021

consistence 

Acting the same way every time; never changing up on someone or something.

I applied for a job and I haven't heard back from them, but I'm calling them everyday and showing consistence to let them know I really want the job.

consistence by Ladibug39 December 2, 2017

conkasa 

The totally canon ship between Connie Springer and Mikasa Ackerman from Attack On Titan

Person 1: Ew, why do you ship this
Person 2: wdym, Conkasa is literally canon. They get married is chapter 169

conkasa by Ibukisimp March 26, 2021

ConciseTWOW Mug 

A holy object in the ConciseTWOW competition, worshipped by all. It is being handed off to the winner of the all-star season to be stored away in a safe location forever. If anything were to ever happen to the ConciseTWOW mug, everyone in the server would go into a state of mourning for 6 days where all activities would be required to be in relation to the mug and the competition would completely halt.

not a donut: You don't understand it's for the ConciseTWOW Mug. If we get 5 we are writing 5 incredibly tryhard responses.

ConciseTWOW Mug by Werrywit March 3, 2023