Cockisode

Any situation related to dealings with Cock(s)

Al came back from the bathroom and spewed "Fuck me in the ass!!! I just had another Cockisode, god damn! Cockstipation!!! Fuck!"

by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 13, 2008

Cockitude

To be in the state of ignorant bliss strutting ones junk not giving a fuck.

I say Jane , look at Mr Darcy in his banana hammock strutting his male pride giving zero fucks . His Cockitude knows no bounds

by Shatbuff July 12, 2019

Cockivore

n. - a person whose diet consists mainly of male genitalia, particularly the phallus. Also known as a cock-gobbler. Has been known to prowl local dive bars in search of genitalia of all sizes and shapes.

We saw a cockivore last night at the bar and knew we were all had a chance of being the target.

by ms headmaster December 28, 2009

cocksole

to comfort someone at a time of grief or disappointment with your penis

jon: Hey buddy, whats up with tootch?
joe: She's a mess bro. Her dog ran away.
jon: Damn, you better get there and cocksole her.
joe: I wish. She's been with a "friend" all day so I'm sure he's been cocksoling her.
jon: oofa..

by keeley on the rotisserie May 23, 2014

cocksided

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

by Aliy May 15, 2006

Cockicide

The process of killing something with your Penis.

Marcus is about to commit cockicide on that fine piece of ass!!

by McSeXLeR September 19, 2012

cocksome

The perfect mix of being incredibly cocky, and awesome at the same time. You know if you're cocksome you can totally swoon any girl you want, you're THE papii chulo. These people are most commonly found in Atlantic City at the bar, on the prowl for some ass.

Doug may seem like a tool cause he gets drunk every night and drives a blacked out cobra, but he's actually pretty cocksome.

by B0SSLADY December 19, 2011