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cokita by OGLagginator12 December 1, 2013
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Post Coital Niggalation
The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.
Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
Post Coital Niggalation by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 2, 2021
Related Words
cokita • COLITA • [cosita] • Coditas • Corita • Cakita head • Cockita • Coeitah • Cogitabundus • cogitate
Coital Companion
Coital Companion by Brandy Lush March 6, 2010
Post coital glow (PCG)
After coitus glow from the rush of blood to one's face. A sense of satiation after an overtly unreal orgasm(s).
Dude, the only reason she finds him hot is because of his post coital glow (PCG).
High Priestess: Jesus might be all that, but he got the post coital glow(PCG) going for him at the the *last supper*.
High Priestess: Jesus might be all that, but he got the post coital glow(PCG) going for him at the the *last supper*.
Post coital glow (PCG) by nuclearcabbage September 11, 2023
Post-coital depression
Jonathan suffered from post-coital depression this morning after cumming his balls, brains and spinal fluids out last night in an orgy of procrasturbation.
After losing her virginity in an orgasm filled, yet loveless bangathon in her dorm room last night, Dafny felt a mixture regret, post-coital depression and vaginal soreness.
News that his baby tank was pregnant again with more fuck product only deepened Harry's weeks long post-coital depression.
After losing her virginity in an orgasm filled, yet loveless bangathon in her dorm room last night, Dafny felt a mixture regret, post-coital depression and vaginal soreness.
News that his baby tank was pregnant again with more fuck product only deepened Harry's weeks long post-coital depression.
Post-coital depression by AYYFRON October 19, 2009
Post Coital Hatred
Post coital hatred is the feeling of hatred that a man feels for a woman immediately after a man ejaculates during sex.
Immediately after ejaculation the sufferer of PCH is overcome with hatred, regret and disgust for the woman.
It usually occurs during a one night stand but can sometimes occur in long term relationships.
Immediately after ejaculation the sufferer of PCH is overcome with hatred, regret and disgust for the woman.
It usually occurs during a one night stand but can sometimes occur in long term relationships.
Post Coital Hatred by Anonymous10000 July 20, 2008
Coitalicious
A member of the opposite sex, usually female, who is attractive enough that you would take great pleasure in engaging in coital with them.
Coitalicious by Conn92 August 12, 2010
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