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1. Meaning to think hard ,ponder, devise, or meditate

2.Due to its processing definition,
A Cogitator is the most commonly used name in Low Gothic and Latin for any type of digital computer.

The term is usually found in the Warhammer 40,000 Universe within the Imperium of Man.-

Cogitators vary in size and function, from the gigantic data-looms of the Adeptus Administratum which help process all the bureaucratic data required to run the Imperium, to the slim microprocessors used in the brains of the Adeptus Mechanicus' Tech-priests and the more advanced types of Servitors.

All Cogitators are believed by the Adepts of the Mechanicus to have an animating Machine Spirit, though true Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) is not allowed to develop within any Cogitator, as A.I. or "Abominable Intelligence" as it is known to the servants of the Machine God, has been a religiously forbidden form of technology to Mankind since before the end of the Age of Strife.
"Listen up Sergeant! Boot up that Cogitator Immediately!"
"My Cogitator has Windows 10 installed."
Cogitator by Tha RPG Gunner September 15, 2016
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cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think
I'm so totally not cogitating
cogitating by Jon January 18, 2004

cognitate 

transitive verb
: to ponder or meditate on usually intently
intransitive verb
: to meditate deeply or intently <cogntitating on her career plans>

i mean really its just the same fucking word as cogitate but sounds infinitely better.
-cognitate nigga
cognitate by sumfuck October 17, 2013

Cogitatiology 

There literally isn't a field of study for the think I'm doing here so... I made one. It's the study of thought! Of which I am the leading expert! Greatest mind who has ever lived!
Hym "I should put that on my resume. I have a PhD (kind of) in Cogitatiology, Psychology, and... Others... I'm the world's leading expert. Better than everyone! Buy my book! Only... $23.67 on Amazon. And if you like that! Buy my Genius Seed! Grow your own derivative genius! On sale now for... $599.69+ shipping... And don't touch my celebrities! They're MINE! You cannot have them back!"
Cogitatiology by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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