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The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging, and floozing.
Did you see those three dogs stuck together? That's some pretty crazy coitis.
coitis by J. Warner May 9, 2008
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The act I have performed on your mother in the previous nights.
He must be very skilled at coitis.
Coitis by Sheldon L. Cooper July 25, 2014

post-coitis breakfast 

sex and breakfast in the morning
Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.
post-coitis breakfast by nostd3 March 5, 2023

coitsian 

Have sexual intetcourse with an person of asian descent (coitus+asian).
When I went to the Chinese buffet,I brought home a cute little Asian waitress and I had the best coitsian ever.
coitsian by olive man April 13, 2015
Can be used to describe women with a slender frame and longer than average limbs, or due to their slim body appear to be so.
Stephanie Corneliussen and Maria Domark are attractive women with a coltish body type
coltish by munky82 January 10, 2019

airborne coitus 

Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".
I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!
airborne coitus by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

Contistraphic

We completed our essays with contistraphic excellence.
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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