coitis

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging, and floozing.

Did you see those three dogs stuck together? That's some pretty crazy coitis.

coitis by J. Warner May 9, 2008

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Coitis

The act I have performed on your mother in the previous nights.

He must be very skilled at coitis.

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sex and breakfast in the morning

Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.

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Have sexual intetcourse with an person of asian descent (coitus+asian).

When I went to the Chinese buffet,I brought home a cute little Asian waitress and I had the best coitsian ever.

coitsian by olive man April 13, 2015

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Can be used to describe women with a slender frame and longer than average limbs, or due to their slim body appear to be so.

Stephanie Corneliussen and Maria Domark are attractive women with a coltish body type

coltish by munky82 January 10, 2019

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Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".

I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!

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