Coitise

The coitise is an old middle-french term which defines the terrible action to be forced to answer to a question you never thought about.

In the late 1400's, the term enters in english language as a sexual offense: reject the obedience of reproduction by doing the act for itself.

The current and closest term for coitise is onanism.

What do you think about the earth around the sun ? (MA man)
- ...
Don't bother, he's on coitise (MA-man2)

The sexual deviant was sentenced to the wheel for his coitisim way of life (Minutes from Charles Bunwick trial, ~1520)

by Stefan Uro August 24, 2018

CITISEXUAL

sexualy attracted to frying pans

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by CITISEXUAL May 1, 2019

coiniseur

(KOYN eh sewer) A person who is unable to distinguish between the best of something and the most expensive of it; a connoisseur of the costly

coiniseur: "When I was in New York, I tasted the most delicious hamburger. It cost $120!"

regular human: "You're a real coiniseur."

by CreativePotato February 23, 2008

coitis

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging, and floozing.

Did you see those three dogs stuck together? That's some pretty crazy coitis.

by J. Warner May 9, 2008

Coitis

The act I have performed on your mother in the previous nights.

He must be very skilled at coitis.

by Sheldon L. Cooper July 25, 2014

coitie

The plural of coitus. An arousing group sex session in which males and femals preform acts of pleasure to one another.

Ryan, Alyssa, Jill And Derek had an intense coitie the other night.

by Alie Blue December 1, 2010

Coitusey

To be overly polite and kind in the pursuit, and act of sexual intercouse.

Kyle treated Amber with the ultimate coitusey as he proceeded to caress her undercarriage in pursuit of her lady parts!

by Acmeusa April 28, 2022