Coitis

The act I have performed on your mother in the previous nights.

He must be very skilled at coitis.

by Sheldon L. Cooper July 25, 2014

coitis

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging, and floozing.

Did you see those three dogs stuck together? That's some pretty crazy coitis.

by J. Warner May 09, 2008

coitie

The plural of coitus. An arousing group sex session in which males and femals preform acts of pleasure to one another.

Ryan, Alyssa, Jill And Derek had an intense coitie the other night.

by Alie Blue December 01, 2010

Coity-toity

A mix of coitus and hoity-toity. An adjective describing an individual who is type A in the bedroom, or sexually skittish in a douchey manner.

Yeah, he's a nice guy, but he's a little coity-toity.

by KassiKat2012 October 17, 2018

post-coitis breakfast

sex and breakfast in the morning

Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.

by nostd3 March 05, 2023