coitis

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging, and floozing.

Did you see those three dogs stuck together? That's some pretty crazy coitis.

by J. Warner May 9, 2008

Coitis

The act I have performed on your mother in the previous nights.

He must be very skilled at coitis.

by Sheldon L. Cooper July 25, 2014

post-coitis breakfast

sex and breakfast in the morning

Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.

by nostd3 March 5, 2023

coitsian

Have sexual intetcourse with an person of asian descent (coitus+asian).

When I went to the Chinese buffet,I brought home a cute little Asian waitress and I had the best coitsian ever.

by olive man April 13, 2015

coltish

Can be used to describe women with a slender frame and longer than average limbs, or due to their slim body appear to be so.

Stephanie Corneliussen and Maria Domark are attractive women with a coltish body type

by munky82 January 10, 2019

airborne coitus

Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".

I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!

by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

Contistraphic

Bad bitch energy or power.

We completed our essays with contistraphic excellence.

by Contistraphic May 18, 2021