Cheese van

A police vehicle in South Africa. They used to be yellow during the Apartheid government, hence the reference to cheese.

Hide your stash, there are some cheese vans ahead.

Don't send me nudes of your little sister, I don't want cheese vans to stop at my house

by munky82 January 26, 2018

Racisting arrest

When a person is getting arrested, but protests the arrest because he/she assumes the Police are being racist.

"I din't do nothing! You only arresting me because I'm black!"
"Please sir, stop racisting arrest."

by munky82 May 08, 2018

Wank ear

The heightened sense of hearing a young man develops when he masturbate in a house with other people. Despite masturbating he intensely listens for anybody approaching his location so he has ample time to hide his penis, clean up his immediate environment, and maybe hide any pornography he might be using.

Aw man, since moving back home I had to sharpen up my wank ear.

My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.

by munky82 December 13, 2017

Tsek

South African. Shortened from the Afrikaans "voetsek" which is used similarly as the American English "scram". It is usually used to chase away a stray animal, and adds a level of disrespect when used on another person. Can also be used as a playful term of incredulous dismissal similar to the American slang "get outta here". More commonly used in Western Cape slang and coloured communities.

"Tsek jou naai!" (Scram fucker)

Or

"I hear this round is on you"
"Tsek!"

by munky82 June 28, 2016

Bundu

A Bantu South African word that refers to a wild uninhabited region far from towns or civilization. Same use as wilderness.

"Fucking Vodacom, I was stuck in the bundus with no cellphone signal"
"Werner went camping in the bundus"

by munky82 November 27, 2013

ma se kind

South African slang, originally from Cape Coloured community. Means "mothers' child". It is what you call a very close friend, because they are like your brother/sister, so they are like another child of your mother. Sometimes also spelt as masekent, or masekint.

"Aweh, ma se kind!" = "Hello, dear friend"

by munky82 April 01, 2021

coltish

Can be used to describe women with a slender frame and longer than average limbs, or due to their slim body appear to be so.

Stephanie Corneliussen and Maria Domark are attractive women with a coltish body type

by munky82 January 10, 2019