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Coincide

Literally: The act of murdering a coin
Methaphorically: wasting tons of money
Person 1: Hey, can you lend me 1$?
Person 2: Sorry, but I had to commit coincide for that new iPhone :/
by XDtheMeme December 19, 2021
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"Me and left hand coincide in our closet"
by MrLegenPatty May 19, 2016
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Coincide

To end the life of a coin.
Did you see the news? They finally got that guy on 3 counts of coincide.
by brudda123098 March 25, 2021
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coincidate

Something that coincidentally coencides with something else.

E.g. markiplier Outlast 2 Part 6 minute 32
"I am in some sort of fugue state that just so hhhhHAPPENS... to coincidate with the actual world." -Markiplier Outlast 2.
by CareBear67 May 23, 2018
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Coinsider

Consider will become coinsider

Definition: Comteplate a decision by flipping a coin.
Can we order Chinese takeout for dinner tonight?

Sure, let me coinsider it.
by Pavel the Scrum Lord April 24, 2020
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korean coincidence

a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.
Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.

Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
by enderkin June 29, 2008
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