coincideath

What happens to the millions of young healthy people who suddenly drop dead after being administered one or more doses of a vaccine for an imaginary disease, usually because of coercion by an employer or someone
else who can threaten their livelihood.

All those young people dropping like flies after getting vaccinated are just coincideaths.

by QuiescentBenevolence June 1, 2022

coincidate

Something that coincidentally coencides with something else.

E.g. markiplier Outlast 2 Part 6 minute 32

"I am in some sort of fugue state that just so hhhhHAPPENS... to coincidate with the actual world." -Markiplier Outlast 2.

by CareBear67 May 23, 2018

Coincidentic

Like coincidence but it is describing it specifically

1: Ahh the parcels have arrived

2:Thats a very coincidentic time for them in december

by Alfuron December 4, 2019

coincilepathy

when you think about someone you haven't heard for or seen in forever and soon after that moment, you run into them or they contct you

"I wonder how John is doing, I haven't heard from him in three months!"
5 minutes later...
Text message from John: "Hey, whats up?"

"Whoa, what a coincilepathy!"

by KSTOF & BBURNS December 1, 2009

Coincident

The dent ALREADY ON the exact spot of the car you near nearly drove into.

"I was on my way down to the Yentagon when some joker cuts me off. And wouldn't you know it... total coincident! Right on the fender I was about to slam into!"

As they don't say:

"Better a coincident than a $500 deductible."

by Ezra Soiferman January 9, 2004

Coincidentally ironic

When some is a coincidence but it is also ironic

When you work at a knife factor but you forget to take one for yourself to use for a party. This would be deemed coincidentally ironic.

by ser240 January 3, 2021

Coincidental Race Theory

a theory that racism doesn’t exist and it’s all just a big coincidence that minoritized peoples have ended up where they are in Western societies, particularly the US; often espoused by people who are defensively insistent not only that they are not racist, but that there is no way they could possibly BE racist.

Forget what they learning in school, this prejudice moron must have learned more about Coincidental Race Theory from his own ignorant parents.

by Shogunn2517 July 6, 2021