cohorn

mortar (projectile launcher)

We took the cohorns to General washington.

cohorn by Shadow Shinobi November 17, 2003

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Chorns

Gloves used in the practice of yarndling, specifically competitive threading. Origin unknown, possibly proto-Albanian. Traditionally composed of beaver skin. Bifurcated now supersede the non-bifurcated variety, due to ease of kedding.

"Hello Jim, have you been drying your chorns this afternoon?"

"Yes, Derek, they should be ready to use when the knap's fully bronzed."

Chorns by Cod Michael May 11, 2020

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chorndle

Chorndle is not just a word. Chorndle is a lifestyle that can only be fully attained by an elite few. For one to Chorndle is for one to truly be.

The word "chorndle" can be used by those who chorndle quite liberally. It is interchangeable with literally any adjective, verb, noun, or pronoun. However, to the ears of someone who does not chorndle, any use of the word chorndle will most likely be indecipherable.

Catherine, I know you chorndled a swift one off the balcony last night.

chorndle by ya.ga August 3, 2021

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chornyvolk

In Russian folklore. A big, stupid, hairy, unibrowed, asexual creature that roamed the forests of Russia and Canada looking for a mate. Legend has it that if the chornyvolk ever mated "the snows will melt off the great Siberian plains and mother Russia will drown". The Volga river is said to be "fueled by the tears of the chornyvolk because he cannot find a mate".

That guy is dumber than a Chornyvolk!

He may not be good with the ladies, but he's had more sex than a chornyvolk.

chornyvolk by siklecelarmenia July 16, 2008