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chornyvolk

In Russian folklore. A big, stupid, hairy, unibrowed, asexual creature that roamed the forests of Russia and Canada looking for a mate. Legend has it that if the chornyvolk ever mated "the snows will melt off the great Siberian plains and mother Russia will drown". The Volga river is said to be "fueled by the tears of the chornyvolk because he cannot find a mate".
That guy is dumber than a Chornyvolk!

He may not be good with the ladies, but he's had more sex than a chornyvolk.
chornyvolk by siklecelarmenia July 16, 2008
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(v.) an intense level of horniness for Chris Bang, one above normal mortal horniness
Hey, have you seen this pic of Chris? YESSS and I'm chorny now

it's chorny hours bois
Chorny by stay_fresh March 6, 2020
Someone that acts and talks like they are really horny but would never engage in sexual behavior. A cross between Chastity and Horny.
Chad: “This chorny ass bitch talked about sex for hours then ran away when I whipped out my monster cock!”
Chorny by Funkymonkey1 December 27, 2018
a combination of corny and horny. Used to describe a person that is disconnected from current dating lingo and hasn't been laid in a very long time as a result.
"Check out that old guy in the leisure suit hitting on those college girls, hes so chorny."
chorny by Jacob Perrotta December 29, 2004

pull a chorny 

The new intern was so hot. I had to pull a chorny in the bathroom at my work.
pull a chorny by Tory Spellings December 6, 2006
That chorny girl is so thirsty and hungry.
Chorny by Roosevelt Denver August 25, 2017
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