Gloves used in the practice of yarndling, specifically competitive threading. Origin unknown, possibly proto-Albanian. Traditionally composed of beaver skin. Bifurcated now supersede the non-bifurcated variety, due to ease of kedding.

"Hello Jim, have you been drying your chorns this afternoon?"

"Yes, Derek, they should be ready to use when the knap's fully bronzed."

Chorns by Cod Michael May 11, 2020

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chorndle

Chorndle is not just a word. Chorndle is a lifestyle that can only be fully attained by an elite few. For one to Chorndle is for one to truly be.

The word "chorndle" can be used by those who chorndle quite liberally. It is interchangeable with literally any adjective, verb, noun, or pronoun. However, to the ears of someone who does not chorndle, any use of the word chorndle will most likely be indecipherable.

Catherine, I know you chorndled a swift one off the balcony last night.

chorndle by ya.ga August 3, 2021

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Chonky Coke

Chonky Coke is a special drink only pitbull is allowed to drink, it's origins and place of production are unknown.

Hey bro, you got any Chonky Coke?

Don't be stupid bro, we all know only pitbull is allowed to drink that.

Chonky Coke by Notsomeone'sname October 24, 2020

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Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”

Choinked by fat obese lady May 15, 2022

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