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Gloves used in the practice of yarndling, specifically competitive threading. Origin unknown, possibly proto-Albanian. Traditionally composed of beaver skin. Bifurcated now supersede the non-bifurcated variety, due to ease of kedding.
"Hello Jim, have you been drying your chorns this afternoon?"

"Yes, Derek, they should be ready to use when the knap's fully bronzed."
Chorns by Cod Michael May 11, 2020
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Something that sucks to an incredible extent that one must either Alabama hot pocket or Louisiana pipeline the opposite gender
Felix: Emma, you’re incredibly Chorns!!!
Chorns by A bleached asshole March 1, 2020
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chorn • chorny • chorus • Cornslut • chorndle • chorndog • chorney • Chornk • chorno • Chorse

cornsplosion 

The unfortunate act of blowing out loose stools complete with corn, at a velocity that almost lifts you off the toilet.
I went to Amy's Baking Company last night and had a violent Cornsplosion in the urinal, then Sammy threw me out via the front window. What a freaking night!
cornsplosion by GammaGlob September 21, 2014

chorndle 

Chorndle is not just a word. Chorndle is a lifestyle that can only be fully attained by an elite few. For one to Chorndle is for one to truly be.

The word "chorndle" can be used by those who chorndle quite liberally. It is interchangeable with literally any adjective, verb, noun, or pronoun. However, to the ears of someone who does not chorndle, any use of the word chorndle will most likely be indecipherable.
Catherine, I know you chorndled a swift one off the balcony last night.
chorndle by ya.ga August 3, 2021

Nico Nico Chorus

A number of singers on the Japanese Nico Nico Douga site whose individual versions of the same song have been edited together in such a way that it appears that they are performing the song as one united chorus.

The song is usually (but not always) a vocaloid or anime song with a video backdrop, often with captions and/or icons identifying the individual singers.
Search for "Nico Nico Chorus" on Youtube for examples.
Nico Nico Chorus by greymousie January 18, 2011

Chords of Steel 

The voice workout that Apollo Justice does (in Ace Attorney) to raise his voice when objecting in court.
Apollo: I'm just practicing my chords of steel workout.
Chords of Steel by Apollo Wright September 26, 2014

Go Commit Chores 

This is the most deadliest comeback known to man,Mostly used after someone tells them to Go commit oof
Person1-Go commit die

Person2-Go Commit Chores
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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