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Gloves used in the practice of yarndling, specifically competitive threading. Origin unknown, possibly proto-Albanian. Traditionally composed of beaver skin. Bifurcated now supersede the non-bifurcated variety, due to ease of kedding.
"Hello Jim, have you been drying your chorns this afternoon?"

"Yes, Derek, they should be ready to use when the knap's fully bronzed."
Chorns by Cod Michael May 11, 2020
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Something that sucks to an incredible extent that one must either Alabama hot pocket or Louisiana pipeline the opposite gender
Felix: Emma, you’re incredibly Chorns!!!
Chorns by A bleached asshole March 1, 2020
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