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chorndle 

Chorndle is not just a word. Chorndle is a lifestyle that can only be fully attained by an elite few. For one to Chorndle is for one to truly be.

The word "chorndle" can be used by those who chorndle quite liberally. It is interchangeable with literally any adjective, verb, noun, or pronoun. However, to the ears of someone who does not chorndle, any use of the word chorndle will most likely be indecipherable.
Catherine, I know you chorndled a swift one off the balcony last night.
chorndle by ya.ga August 3, 2021
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chorndle 

I am he who chorndles
chorndle by TheChorndler February 15, 2018
Related Words
another name for the fuckin' shwoo; the most commonly accepted League terminology for the dank.
Where's the chordle at, bitch?
Chordle by Quartersack Kev January 22, 2009
When someone takes the male sexual organ and gives it an Indian Burn, grinding it like a pepper grinder with both hands.
Karen gave Philip the worst chordle last night.
Chordle by Jimnesss May 22, 2020

chondles 

tunes (from choons), or indeed cheers, alternatively.
'chondles for the fags maaaate.'
OR
'here, go put on some chondles'
chondles by Danby February 13, 2009
Surfer lingo for the act of smoking marijuana, preferably behind a surf shop with shop employees.

A derivative of 'chord,' which is the actual smoking substance.

The 'ch' is pronounced like it is in 'church' or 'chode.'
Hey bra! Wanna chordle before schralping some sets?
Chordle by TheStreetsofCleone September 23, 2009
(Chore-dul)
When a person feels like they wish to make a sound but can not think of a sound to make.
(walking incondesently)
"Chordle, Chordle, Chordle" etc.
chordle by Anonmanomous June 10, 2007
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