chorndog

The coolest kid in school. Know for eating 27 corn dogs at one time. He is a close cousin to the horndog. He's everything we all aspire to be but will never be successful at accomplishing.

Person 1: "Hey, do you know Chorndog?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah!!! I saw earlier with more than 20 corn dogs in his mouth!"
Person 1: "Yeah that's him."
Person 2: "I wish I could be him!"
Person 1: "Nobody can be Chorndog. He is the one and only. He's my idol!"

by EPICUTIONER October 5, 2016

Rusty Corndog

When one shaves his shaft and inadvertently cuts it, lets the blood dry, and then has his significant other give him a blow job.

Bro, I gave that girl a rusty corndog last night.

by RustyDog69 April 16, 2021

Nuke my corndog

To put ones male penis in a girl's vagina causing the penis to be warm.

"I haven't been able to nuke my corndog in a while" said Mike.

by 6928472 January 4, 2017

frontal corndog

like a regular corndog, when you knee someone in the anus. the frontal corndog is a well deserved knee to the nutsack (balls).

i just gave rita a frontal corndog and he fell on the floor crying.

by shlee & shlee July 4, 2008

Soggy Corndog

When a guy with foreskin has so much sex or masturbates so much that his foreskin puffs up and looks like a soggy corndog.

I was spanking it so much last night that I'm packing a soggy corndog today.

by SergejB July 16, 2018

Corndog

kneeing someone in the butt.

"Ow! Why did you corndog me in the ass? That hurt like a mofo!!!"

by SeAbTo March 2, 2015

new york corndog

When a male is infected with three or more STD's at once. The resulting mess around their genitailia can be concidered as looking like a New York corndog.

John: "Man I need to go to the doctor,"
Carl: "Why bro?"
John: "I think I got a New York corndog."
Carl: "Say no more, I'll drive."

by Terry T. May 23, 2017