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Penis; same as Johnson but pronounced with a German accent; from the film “The Big Lebowski”
Nihilist: "We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson!"
Chonson by Lozza_68 February 24, 2008

consonance 

An agreement or harmony, especially in the words of a poem.
"I have never felt a breeze so strong. It reminds me pleasantly of spring. The air doth sweetly sing."

"What 'da fuck you talkin' bout?! I don't wanna here 'dat consonance shit."
consonance by D-Vo January 20, 2006

Crohnson 

Josh Is a Crohnson

Consonant Cliff

A situation in Wordle in which the player has correctly established all but one letter, leaving a missing consonant. The cliff occurs when there are more consonants that could work than remaining guesses, leaving the player helpless and in fear of going over the “consonant cliff”
Hey alright! I got SHA*E on my first guess! So it’s gotta be SHADE…nope. Okay, SHAPE!….hmm, SHAME? GODDAMN IT! Here we go, SHALE! FUCK.

Last guess….SHARE??? It’s fucking SHAKE?? ! Fell to my death off the consonant cliff!!!

consondoodle 

This is a squashed shape of cheap white bread that one has to roll by hand in order to throw into soup.
Mum, look at my bread ball, I mean my consondoodle.
consondoodle by sp-funkycat January 27, 2009

consonantpated

Possessing only consonants in Scrabble or Words With Friends, so that play is infrequent and difficult, and letters are hard to pass. The opposite of vowelarrhea.
Q, Z, M, B, H, D and N... dude, this is the third turn I've been totally consonantpated.
consonantpated by jazz205 September 24, 2011
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