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Consonated

A combination of the words consonant and constipated, constipated with consonants.
Having only consonants, no vowels, in a word game such as Words with Friends or Scrabble making wordplay difficult.
Friend #1: Seriously? Another two-letter word?

Friend #2: I'm consonated, yo!
Consonated by kellybelle26 June 14, 2011
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Consonated

While playing scrabble, a players tiles are all consonants, having no vowels to help form words.
(During scrabble) I'm consonated! I have no vowel movement!

Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.
Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

condonate 

A person named nate who most likely lives in a condo.
Dude, lets stop by condonate's for a brew.
condonate by condonate May 17, 2007

Un-consented Bait 

When you both consent to not using protection but pulling out, but then when you need to pull out she grabs you, holding you in.
Fuck I'm now going to be a dad because she got me with a un-consented bait
Un-consented Bait by Tastey Nob January 11, 2020

Coulsonated

The action of acting like Mike Coulson, a legendary man of God with renewed youth and strength to run circles around men in their prime while performing physical Labor. Excelling in any type of work requiring you to Man-Up(ie tearing down walls, building stuff, carrying heavy things, etc.).
1-"Did you see Anderson working at the church yesterday in the youth room?"

"Yeah, he Coulsonated those huge speaker cabinets; He had one in each hand and grabbed the door for Pastor Barb to come in!"

2-Chuck Norris sleeps in Mike Coulson pajamas.
Coulsonated by CarryingDaily April 1, 2010

Mutually consented 

Sacked, where the emphasis is on the fact that both Parties 'decided' to end the employment, rather than just the employer.
Rangers don't sack Managers, but after the start to the Season he's had, Ally McCoist must be odds on to be mutually consented.
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