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A mix of two classic sandwiches, the italian and american sandwich, consisting of both meats.
Sal: Yo, I just had a foot long conson, man was that thing big, but I still managed a 3 bite.
conson by Sidney Ponson June 26, 2008
Words you can keep
It's not a cousin but it is a con!!!!...stay away from these typa people.

They will take you for everything you have.

Typical drug user specifically cocaine and synthetic pharmaceuticals
These typa people are usually found in the local broffell.
Typically buy embassy cigarettes 80 a day!!
Personal hygiene is questionable but again very deceiving under that Lynx Africa!!
Stop being such a conson
Conson by #conson community December 14, 2021

Sexual consent form 

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
Sexual consent form by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018

consent accident 

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.
"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".
consent accident by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

console cuck 

Someone who only uses consoles to game. And thinks that consoles are the superior way to do so.
That dude won't cave and buy a decent PC. What a console Cuck.
console cuck by FatherMurder November 28, 2017

consent accident 

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.
HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

micro console buyer man 

Scott the woz
Micro console buyer man only talks about stupid Nintendo games.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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