Coddleswab 

*Tomfoolery/chaos or a bundle/bunch of nonsense. May be an act.
*A foolish or gullible and otherwise easily manipulated person

Can be used loosely in terms like: Coddleswab/Coddleswabbery/Coddleswabber/Coddleswabler/SwabberCobbler/CobbleSobble etc.

Maybe I dont feel like writing a defintion for every use of it 😳

"What a bunch of coddleswab/coddleswabbery!"

"Why good sir, my shoe is not untied! Do you take me for a Coddleswabber/Coddleswabler?"

Coddleswab by antfucker98 February 12, 2020

coddletwat 

A real piece of shit. Someone who has managed to become double as toolish as a normal fuckwad.

Jesus Christ, Ronald was such a coddletwat when he tried to steal my dog.

coddletwat by Albert Raineer December 24, 2007

Cobbleswabbler 

This is a descriptive word usually to describe somebody who, if they had the ability to would suck their own dick.
Can be used to describe someone who thinks alot of themselves

Gosh Jeremy's such a fucking cobbleswabbler. Jeez

Cobbleswabbler by Chris_P_Bacon13 November 17, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016