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Cock-L'-Twat n. (also verb, i.e. cockletwatery- the act of being a cockletwat). A cockletwat is a typically person whose reluctance to perform an action makes them both disagreeable (cock, see dick) and timid (twat, see pussy.)

Dude, c'mon. Stop being such a cockletwat. Let's go to that party instead of staying in tonight.

cockletwat by p8ntbol18 January 1, 2008

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cocktwat

a hybrid form of well... cock and twat. If you get angry at someone this is what you call them. Inspired by the common use by Bart.

Dammit Danny!! You're such a fucking cocktwat. Why don't you go die in a friggin' hole you qoy bastard.

cocktwat by E-dubby dub October 25, 2006

Related Words

cockletwat • cankletwat • cocklett • cocktwatt • cocktwattle • cocktwattling • coddletwat • Cock Twat • cockle wagj • cock to twat ratio

cocklett

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.

He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.

cocklett by meowlnir July 19, 2014

coddletwat

A real piece of shit. Someone who has managed to become double as toolish as a normal fuckwad.

Jesus Christ, Ronald was such a coddletwat when he tried to steal my dog.

coddletwat by Albert Raineer December 24, 2007

cocktwat

When a womans vagina is so loose,beat up,and meaty that her pussy lips hang down forming a bulge in her pants that looks like a cock.

Jack was gonna take Jill to his house from the party but after seeing the size of the cocktwat through her pants,He couldn't do it,after all her bulge was bigger than his!

Did you see the size of that cocktwat?Yeah, it looked like she had a sock in her pants.

cocktwat by PERMWORD34 February 29, 2008

cankletwat

A woman who is too much of a mess (physically and/or emotionally) to be worthy of being called a "bitch."

That hypocrite likes to pick apart everyone else's flaws which she also has but won't accept. What a cankletwat!

"Cankletwat" can also be used as a term of endearment between very close girlfriends, as in, "No more martinis for you, you sassy cankletwat."

cankletwat by sparklesalad October 18, 2008

cocktwatt

An amazing combination of cock and twatt, meaning either a reference to a she-male's genitalia, or just a big ol' douchebag.

That guy is such a loser, he is a cocktwatt.
Hey! Take a look at that guys/girls cocktwatt!

cocktwatt by gmag321 June 6, 2007

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026