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Cocktronamus Prime
The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.
Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!
Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!
Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!
Cocktronamus Prime by Scrotobot August 25, 2009
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Cockronaut
A cockroach astronaut.
Skills include:
1. Ability to withstand extreme temperatures
2. Ability to survive in near-vacuum
3. Ability to survive in high voltage environments
Skills include:
1. Ability to withstand extreme temperatures
2. Ability to survive in near-vacuum
3. Ability to survive in high voltage environments
The cockronaut-in-training has just passed the vacuum test at 5 millibar, and is now proceeding to the high voltage test.
Cockronaut by mohwu August 2, 2008
cockaroach
cockaroach; fuck you dante. its from scarface u retard. i think everyone knows how to spell cockroach, its just the way scarface said it.
"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those - cockaroach - es!" (Tony to Frank)
"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
cockaroach by DyNaMiKe August 10, 2006
Cockaroni
A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni
Cockaroni Pizza
N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins
Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?
Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.
Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.
Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.
Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.
Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
Cockaroni Pizza by Migrodamus October 16, 2009
cockaroni
Noun. American. 2005.
Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.
Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.