cocoarona

a fearmongering monster.

a black Honda.

we were riding around in the cocoarona all night.

cocoarona by edeninoctober January 9, 2021

Cocktronamus Prime 

The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.

Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!

Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!

Cocktronamus Prime by Scrotobot August 25, 2009

Cockronaut 

A cockroach astronaut.

Skills include:
1. Ability to withstand extreme temperatures
2. Ability to survive in near-vacuum
3. Ability to survive in high voltage environments

The cockronaut-in-training has just passed the vacuum test at 5 millibar, and is now proceeding to the high voltage test.

Cockronaut by mohwu August 2, 2008

cockaroach

cockaroach; fuck you dante. its from scarface u retard. i think everyone knows how to spell cockroach, its just the way scarface said it.

"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those - cockaroach - es!" (Tony to Frank)

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"

cockaroach by DyNaMiKe August 10, 2006

Cockaroni 

A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni

Person 1: dude I had the craziest cockaroni last night it was so painful, I’m in the recovery fase now,

Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!

Cockaroni by Gas king March 17, 2021

Cockaroni Pizza 

N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins

Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?

Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.

Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.

Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.

Cockaroni Pizza by Migrodamus October 16, 2009

cockaroni 

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.

"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."

cockaroni by Marty March 9, 2005