tiny penis, itty-bitty penis, so tiny, asian penis.
little donggi
A person who has an undeniable hatred for the world and the humans who inhabit it; but, who also have stronger motivating mission and purpose to save the world by helping to restore the humanity into those who have become lost; helping them to find themselves and giving them reasons to believe again.
You're such an angel person!
Masturbating to avoid tasks.
I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
Buy a
Procrastibation
mug!
A swamp monster from Edonia, practicing Edenism; She's Edenistic. You have to be fluent in Edenology to communicate with her... And so far, TJ is the only one who can.
oh, that's the swamp monster, Eden from the swampiest swamp of all swamps... I hate it when she swamps around here
ughhhhh!!! shes the swampiest of all the swamp monsters!
the phrase used to describe the indescribable state that magical beings sometimes have to exist in... possibly exceeding way beyond the guesstimated 60,000 thoughts a normal human brain has in one day.
comparable to someone delusional due to extreme exhaustion/ memory loss/ brain damage/ insanity... becoming too much for most to handle; they sometimes even annoy themselves.
'i can't handle you right now, you're too far in the blurry. i'm going home.'
Is what Eden becomes after 38 straight hours of drinking anything alcoholic put in front of her. Usually occurring after a traumatic life altering event. Most likely involving and/or being caused by her 'trash man'; and the sick pleasure he gets out of using her, pushing her further than ever and seeing how long he can make her wait before she's completely broken and dead inside.
To achieve being a 'Litty Kitty' one must own 3 or more cats and must consume alcoholic beverages from a zombie hello kitty water bottle.
oh hell, Eden's going to be a Litty Kitty tonight... she parties too hard.
at some point in the past. nobody knows when, exactly. at any point.
'hey do you remember last-week-ago when we watched land before time and ate fruit loops at 2 in the morning?'
