edeninoctober's definitions

emotionally edging

A toxic relationship or toxicity.

Two people who used to be together but aren't because of how toxic they are for each other. Despite their decision to stay apart, they are still deeply in love with each other... which causes them to be tortured by continuing to see each other.

Him- 'sooo wanna watch me make awesome things while doing manly things shirtless and emotionally edging until the wee hours?'
Her- 'emotionally edging?! Ah! You've rebranded toxicity!'
Him- 'yeppers. And flogging used to be called discipline while anal was heresy.'
Her- 'i don't even have a meme for that.'

by edeninoctober September 28, 2022

philina-raptorsaurus

the really weird, not quite a dinosaur in the box of dinosaur chicken nuggets. theres no head or tail but two arms that stick out from one side.

Philina - "Eden, what kind of dinosaur is this?"
Eden - "Ummm... I think that's called a Philina-raptorsaurus. It's a new one."

by edeninoctober September 13, 2022

eden equinox

The online alias of edeninoctober.

Eden Equinox is actually @edeninoctober. She is part of the CIA.

by edeninoctober May 18, 2022

December 15th

This is the day to spend $50 on buying unicorns.

Eden-'Miss Philina, do you want to go buy matching unicorn slippers?'
Miss Philina-'YES! Because today is December 15th!'

by edeninoctober December 13, 2021

cocoafly

The common house fly.

There's a cocoafly on my food!

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021

zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.

Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021

cocofly

Any common house fly.

'Get away from me cocofly!'

by edeninoctober July 26, 2021