23 definitions by edeninoctober

emotionally edging

A toxic relationship or toxicity.

Two people who used to be together but aren't because of how toxic they are for each other. Despite their decision to stay apart, they are still deeply in love with each other... which causes them to be tortured by continuing to see each other.

Him- 'sooo wanna watch me make awesome things while doing manly things shirtless and emotionally edging until the wee hours?'
Her- 'emotionally edging?! Ah! You've rebranded toxicity!'
Him- 'yeppers. And flogging used to be called discipline while anal was heresy.'
Her- 'i don't even have a meme for that.'

by edeninoctober September 29, 2022

philina-raptorsaurus

the really weird, not quite a dinosaur in the box of dinosaur chicken nuggets. theres no head or tail but two arms that stick out from one side.

Philina - "Eden, what kind of dinosaur is this?"
Eden - "Ummm... I think that's called a Philina-raptorsaurus. It's a new one."

by edeninoctober September 14, 2022

cocoarona

a fearmongering monster.

a black Honda.

we were riding around in the cocoarona all night.

by edeninoctober January 9, 2021

to-later

probably later. maybe tomorrow, but definitely later.

'hey beans! do you want to go look for owls?'
'not right now, maybe to-later.'

by edeninoctober April 10, 2021

December 15th

This is the day to spend $50 on buying unicorns.

Eden-'Miss Philina, do you want to go buy matching unicorn slippers?'
Miss Philina-'YES! Because today is December 15th!'

by edeninoctober December 13, 2021

cocoafly

The common house fly.

There's a cocoafly on my food!

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021

Eden

A swamp monster from Edonia, practicing Edenism; She's Edenistic. You have to be fluent in Edenology to communicate with her... And so far, TJ is the only one who can.

oh, that's the swamp monster, Eden from the swampiest swamp of all swamps... I hate it when she swamps around here
ughhhhh!!! shes the swampiest of all the swamp monsters!

by edeninoctober August 29, 2019