cocky smocky

Worse then regular cocky. Cocky to the point of making someone want to tear their hair out and question their existence.

Girl: "Did you see that guy earlier? Cocky smocky little bastard..."

Girl 2: "Yeah my boyfriend gets all cocky smocky if I try to correct him on something..he just winks and calls me sweetheart. Ugh!"

by bmartin_frisco December 10, 2017

cocky stocky

Someone who feels they have the need to tell stories that make them sound amazing and are rarely based on the truth.

Stocky - "This one time I took on 20 players and then hit the crossbar"

You - "You so cocky stocky"

by MUSH123 December 17, 2011

cocky socky

The act of getting your cock sucked.

Seymoorebutts: Hey man, you get any last night?

Mike Hunt: I got a little cocky socky.

by MikeHunt234 October 28, 2012

Shocky Cocky

The act of taking a stolen car battery and jumper cables, and fixing the negative connector to the base of the penis and the positive to the tip of the penis and reaching climax from the intense electrical stimulus.

Jack: Hey! Someone stole my porsche's battery?
John: I think it was Aiden, I heard he wanted to experience a Shocky Cocky

by Fegamonel March 28, 2025

cock smock

a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through the center of the paper towel through which one's member is passed. The user is then free to flog without worry of stained pants, after which the load is wrapped in the smock and discarded at the next rest stop or fast-food restaurant.

On my last drive across Wyoming, I must have burned through 5 cock smocks.

by Reuben Lo August 17, 2006

cock smock

Another word for a condom or similar penile protection devices.

B.Turek-"Hey I gotta pretty hot date tonight with that girl from the hospital."

J.Causey-"Shit man that sounds like a industrial-jungle-pussy-punk of a good time, but you got protection?"

B.Turek-"No worries man, I got my cock smock."

by Dan Bejarano August 8, 2006

cock smock

a condom

She wasn't on the pill, so I had to wrap on a cock smock.

by jmels8047 June 8, 2014