Smock

A boy or man with a small cock. Very very small cock.

Girl: Wow look at that really hot guy!!! Friend: Yea I would hit if he didn't have a smock.

The real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.

Get that microscopic smock away from me.

by Rock LCR 904 October 1, 2013

smock

A badge of shame worn by the low-paid, low-skilled workers at retail stores like Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot. The smocks worn by employees of these stores are usually covered in advertising. They are also usually filthy. Source of the term smock job.

If you need to find a salesperson at Wal-Mart, just look for a nasty, big-assed white trash woman in stretch pants and a dirty smock. When you speak to her, you can put money on it that she will call you "hon."

by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004

smock

a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act

"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"

by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005

Smock

smock-ing, smock-ed

1. v. The act of ejaculating
2. v. Furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. See smock-time

3. v. Two European men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting

1. "I smocked your sister in the face." or "When i saw your mom i smocked myself."
2. "I just got smocked." or "I smocked you so hard you cried."

3. "European guys look gay when they smock."

by troxnor September 12, 2009

Smock

To smack with your cock

Gf: Smack my face with your cock
Me: You want a smock?

Gf: Yes, right on my forehead my love

by KnivesAreQuiet March 2, 2020

smock

A excessively large shirt. If someone is seen to be wearing a smock, it is necessary to yell out 'smock' to inform them if they are unaware of the fashion crime they are committing.

Check out Lachlan's smock!

Holy crap that is a huge smock! What a prick!

by Cheech1990 June 19, 2007

smock

verb - to smile with one's penis.

That guy had such an erection he was rock hard and smocking.

by Bill.i.am September 23, 2009