cockstume

A costume for a penis. Cockstumes can be homemade, adapted from everyday items, or meticulously designed by Purdue engineers.

Man, that pilgrim costume on that turkey would make a great cockstume.

by boilerup-fuckIU June 20, 2011

Cucksumerism

A new, alienating form of consumerism where you purchase a product and send it to someone else to use instead of you.

Coined by the Youtubers 'Boy Boy' in a video where they explain why people buy Pokémon cards and pay Logan Paul to open them on their behalf.

A - "I just watched a 2 hour long twitchstream of a guy playing with my toys instead of me"
B - "Dude, that sounds like Cucksumerism..."
A - "I'm so very lonely"

by Boy Boy Youtube September 16, 2021

Cockitude

To be in the state of ignorant bliss strutting ones junk not giving a fuck.

I say Jane , look at Mr Darcy in his banana hammock strutting his male pride giving zero fucks . His Cockitude knows no bounds

by Shatbuff July 12, 2019

slutty women's Halloween costume formula

A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.

To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.

by Ronny teh Pir8 January 22, 2009

cockstress

a female has mastered the art of aiding a man in reaching an orgasm, usually frequently in one sexual encounter, by an means of penetrative and non-penetrative sex

"man, I had an incredible night with this chick last night, she got me off so many times, I was defenceless against her skills, she was a master cockstress!"

by beaujalais October 15, 2011

Costumer

A person or company that makes or supplies costumes. Often confused with customer.

I went to see the local costumer to get my costume. I was his first customer of the day.

by Espressowriter March 31, 2017

Cockumentary

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary

Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?

by VRH November 19, 2007