cockstump

noun: an insult, meaning that the person being insulted is akin to a bobbited penis.

Person 1: "Your team is shit and you're going to lose the cup final!'
Person 2: "Get knotted you fucking cockstump!"

by Rafuel August 28, 2008

cockstume

A costume for a penis. Cockstumes can be homemade, adapted from everyday items, or meticulously designed by Purdue engineers.

Man, that pilgrim costume on that turkey would make a great cockstume.

by boilerup-fuckIU June 20, 2011

Cuckstamp

Any national flag that displays a smaller flag of that nation's current or former colonizer/conqueror. Typically seen in the flags of former British colonies.

The word first appeared up in 4chan's /int/ board, and was coined by posters making fun of the British Union Jacks found in the flags of Australia and New Zealand

1. "At least my flag doesn't have a cuckstamp," said the Canadian, as he opened another bottle of maple syrup.
2. Have you been to Hong Kong lately? Lot's protesters waving cuckstamps in the streets.

by El Hopaness Romtic September 16, 2019

Cockstipated

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"

by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008

cockstop

When a woman prevents a man from getting some action with her even though she acts like she wants some.

Guy 1: Remember Jessica? Last night she pulled a cockstop on me.
Guy 2: I hate when girls lead you on like that.

by MynoduespseudonyM January 21, 2009

cock stump

A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.

Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."

by Shrekalec September 10, 2009

cockstepping

The act of trampling a penis, either in a cockbox or on the floor or some other flat surface. Also, standing on the penis while trampling a man.

Mistress likes to do her cockstepping in 10 inch platforms. It's brutal on my little guy!

by Chris Zizzo July 28, 2010